Like They Do It In Alabama

it only takes 2 ingredients to make a baby

doES THAT NOT BLOW YOUR MIND LIKE AT LEAST THERE SHOULD BE SOME FLOUR OR SOMETHING

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blaineaderson:

primatchi:

scrapbookbeta:

Dad said if this gets 600,000 notes I can get a American Eskimo Puppy like this one

I always wanted a dog. Please he doesn’t think its possible even though the chicken thing happened He has money saved and is more than willing if it happens.

bitch were getting you a puppy ok

#we are tumblr and we like getting people pets #and that’s as productive as we get

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Gender-neutral names you may not have heard of!

suckmypronoun:

I thought this would be useful for my genderqueer & trans* friends, as well as the genderqueer community on tumblr as well. Feel free to add names!

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6,350 notes / Posted 4 months ago

rainbowsandfood:

carcinoggeneticist:

pokemonmasterkimba:

Why do US maps always split asia in half? having it like this solves your quandary.

IT’S LITERALLY JUST THE US THAT DOES THAT
WE DON’T EVEN DO THAT IN CANADA I HAVE PROOF
US IS LITERALLY SO OBSESSED WITH THEMSELVES THEY SPLIT AN ENTIRE CONTINENT IN HALF JUST TO BE IN THE CENTRE OH My gOD

When I was a kid I used to think Asia was HUGE like I thought it took up more than 2/3rds of the world because they split it up like this but then one day I saw an accurate world map and now Asia looks tiny to me

i’m from California and I can guarantee you that our maps here do not have the US in the center, they have England in the center. Because the English designed the modern map.

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suckmypronoun:

ah, the lesbian love octagon

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42,272 notes / Posted 4 months ago

Remember Ron and Kim Possible?

trilln-ggas:

tomlinstergram:

b00-you-wh0re101:

rawr—imadinosaur:

Reblog and click the picture

below.

my childhood is ruined. D:

WHAT

nonononononononononononono!

OMFG HAHAHAHAHA WHAT

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

woww lol was not expecting that

well things definitely change over the years

well i wasn’t expecting that at all

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35,805 notes / Posted 4 months ago

gay person: *breathes*
teenage girl: OMG you're so SASSY xDD i love gay ppl lolz lets go shopping

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222,730 notes / Posted 4 months ago

rapunzel69:

fucking-radic4l:

unwinona:

sydalready:

My cat started doing this to wake me up.

oh hell no

that is not a cat that is a jungle creature

omg it’s a savannah cat: a cross between a domestic cat and a lion. wtf .. it’s REAL.

dude, fact check. savannah cats are a cross between domestic cats and a serval cat. not a lion. how the fuck would that even work? common sense, please. also it’s not a savannah cat anyway, it’s a serval.

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